The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 594

Riiighttt I bet you know an Asian too so it’s fine *eye roll*

 

k

 

alright think I decided on double chocolate

 

Why..... are they having a funeral at a rec center?

 

Scuse me

 

AND NOW I TIHNK MY CO WORKER SAID SHE ORDERED PIZZA AND IM NOT SURE IF ITS FOR EVERYONE OR JUST HER SO IM SITTING HERE ANTICIPATING PIZZA TO COME AND IT MAY NOT EVEN BE FOR ME FUCK THAT

 

sir if you’ll please just pull forward they’ll have your food at the next window

 

It's for someone that volunteered here for like 30 years. I'm the only one in the building that didn't know her. I'm kind of hoping I can leave

 

Me when potty training my dogs

 

And I'm taking over ownership of Max's dog.

 

Double racist

 

@rivers cuomo

 

you're going to the wrong ones, the Chinese takeout places I go to are owned by Asian families

wow

 

WOW MY GOOD FRIEND COMES DOWN TO MIAMI AND DOESNT EVEN TELL ME

FUCKIN PAT


FUCK YOU PAT

 

oh god oh fuck

 

@oldjersey

 

you don't live in Miami.

 

agreed

 

Dan is really going through it today god damn bro

 

YEAH I DONE IT

 

Stop yelling and also you don’t have friends

 

DONT WANNA WALK EVEN A FOOT IN THESE SHOES BRO