The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 581

Fuckin' French.

 

English please

 

@Rob Hughes

 

too healthy

 

this looks like someone walked off the job halfway through making a salad

 

Not even Natty Sauce can save this

 

regarde français

 

cc: @Dog with a Blog

 

damn I’m a good guesser

 

wut

 

I think i vaguely remember one day I had 1 and a half fun size snickers and that was it. Couldn't eat anything else. Couldn't finish the 2nd fun size snickers even.

Thanks! I'll look into this.

I'm seriously not trying to call out @Dog with a Blog but there is this mentality that some people get because they lost 10-20 pounds once that they need to educate the overweight on their insight like they need to solve obesity all by themselves.

The type of people where if I had posted a picture of a normal salad would comment "lose the dressing and croutons and you're on the right track!" Or if it didn't have dressing or croutons they would mention how much better it would be for me if it had kale instead of baby spinach. Mainly thinking of my asshole brother in law now but you get the picture.

Thin/'normal' weight people check the way you talk about food/diets with your overweight friends, they don't want to hear it.

 

we better get a fucking postal service song on this death cab tour.

 

@Fyre Festival

 

that’s exactly what it looks like. holy shit

 

When I'm Buzzfeed famous I'll dedicate my success to you.

 

yeah i wasn't poking fun at james specifically for once, but i was just doing a bit on who those people typically are that like to interject their criticism into any talk on the internet about food. the food/nutrition policing stuff on the internet is so out of hand it's ridiculous. there's nothing wrong with wanting to eat healthier, but when people start sticking their noses into every single topic about food just to criticize other's choices it makes me mad. Like, honestly unless you're training to be an olympic athlete you don't need a ~perfectly balanced~ diet and have a spreadsheet tracking your macros, CICO, and vitamins. If you're not eating for a specific goal (bulking, cutting, marathon prep, etc), then almost anything you eat at a controlled amount is gonna have some sort of nutritional value and it's nothing to worry or obsess over. it's just annoying haha

 

Exactly. It's so easy to cut romaine leaves into bite sized pieces on a cutting board. Making someone do it on a plate seems absurd. It's laziness masquerading as sophistication.

 

My thing is just like we all take jabs at each other and it’s totally fair game to make fun of me for being poor and bald (two things that have seriously made me depressed in the past) but as soon as I take a jab at something that has to do with health or weight it’s a sensitive issue and I’m just like

 

do you not have a spreadsheet tracking your vitamins

 

“For once” lol

 

I'm a freelance Olympian, DM me for tips.

 

I don't give a shit either way but i'm pretty sure spinach is actually better for you than kale, no? haha