The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 553

hope he has coupons for sour grapes

 

Because we are beloved people

 

I just read the story and it is too fucking funny.

As soon as I carried a thousand pound log with one arm I knew it was funny. But let me share the scenes you didn’t see that I tried to get in.

I wanted to cut off a guy’s arm and kill him with it. This wasn’t in the script. He would throw a knife at me and after he missed, while his arm was still extended, I chop it off at the shoulder with a machete and beat him to death with it. Needless to say, I was asked by the head of the studio, Larry Gordon to come to his office. And he said “what the fuck is the matter with you? Do you want to make money with this movie or an x-rated movie?”

I said “you’re right” and he said “get the fuck out of my office.”

 

I want to do this in real life

 

I saw him when I was 12. Idk if this is cred or not

 

We have to use a Tor server.

 

I think "I've never met someone with a conditional identity before" is my favorite DM bit

 

Jason keeps it around to protect the rest of the site from the sin, otherwise it all spills out into the other threads. Sorry, we're all part of the problem.

 

I straight up want a podcast or a show with Arnold just telling stories about his career.

 

I think about and reference this one all the time

 

I can see this because anytime we spill over or someone comes here it ends in a ban

 

how is it that we aren't even the worst thread on this gd site

 

Just saying you’re the one tryna break up with me for being a fury yet here we are.

 

It's such a brilliant joke. Demetri Martin is a wonderful Steven Wright heir

 

Don't get me started about my sin spilling out.

 

It was already plenty sinful, tbh.

 

That’s different

 

HOW

 

The whole reason for A1 starting is probably kinda shitty.

 

we're the only one that isn't racist

 

I don't know Steven Wright but Dimitri Martin is great.