The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 548

When you die, today or later, you'll relive this thread for all eternity. It's your just punishment.

 

We were all pieces of shit once no worries

 

I’ve lived a pure and sinless life. I will receive a mansion

 

3000 maybe? Idk I have a 2006 Honda Accord and Daisy has a 2016 Scion TC so I use her car instead

 

Someone nuke this conference room I’m in please

 

Wait I think I get it now

 

miles?



oh wait not a furry thing never mind continue

 

3k-3.5k is usually how often you should change your oil if you use conventional so you’re good. @littlejohn hit our boy up with a jiffy lube coupon

 

I was going to photoshop Katie's face on top of Jessica Rabbit but I feel like that might be too far? Even for this thread

 

The last part is the most outlandish aspect of your dream.

 

You sure?

 

I feel like the fact that we all have internet access is a war crime

 

Bury your gays is one of the most common tropes in media, which is what I mean by that:

Bury Your Gays - TV Tropes

EDIT I know you get it just wanted to share!

 

Nothing is safe

 

You're fine. Next time you get it done put synthetic oil if you're not going to do oil changes much. I typically do about 5-6k miles in my van. And haven't changed truck oil in a year but its due now.

This is tails anyway.

No, the coward needs to learn to change his own oil.

 

hey thread did you know that @oncenowagain hasn't posted in this thread in almost 16 hours

luckily i'm not a narcissist who's just focused on crafting the perfect shitposts too much to reach out to my favourite daddy and make sure he's okay

 

I was tempted to photoshop a Kit Kat bar onto the picture of Kit Kat Mikey sent me

 

That's actually what I was referencing when I commented.

 

Why do we call her KitKat?

 

She said she got me a surprise or something and it was kit kats

 

Sorry yeah, was just sharing in case there's anyone in here who might not!

 

my brain:

don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it
don't say it

me:

der furror

 

she gave him a Kit Kat bar once, it's literally a big tuna situation

 

She write you a note saying to meet her at her locker after school that she taped to them too?

 

Miles "Tails" Prower (Japanese: テイルス Hepburn: Teirusu) is a fictional character in Sega's Sonic the Hedgehog series, and the title character's best friend and sidekick