The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 546

Were you screaming about cummies and Blink?

 

What the hell!

 

So it's true?

 

Someone texted me this in response to “are you going to make an albums of the decade list at the end of the year?”

 

careful

 

No!!! Aren’t furries only those wolf people anyway?

 

No.

No

I was a backup in case somebody didn't show up and they needed me for 1 class since they were short 1 presenter. Its hard to explain code to 8 year olds when you've never done it before.

They did like my little google search automation script because I asked them for suggestions to search for.

But this took like 12 minutes and I had to fill about 25. I was about to show my chick fil a script when the guy who was supposed to present showed up so I stalled for like 5 more minutes and then it was over. Thankfully. It was incredibly hot in that room and I was sweating like crazy.

 

furrys are the tide pods of the sexual spectrum

 

all wolf people are furries but not all furries are wolf people

 

Be very Kareful

 

Well that's disappointing. Your wording made it sound like they had to pull you aside request you leave, with it left unsaid that the cops would become involved if you didn't. Or maybe that was hopeful thinking from me.

 

we don't have furries in ireland st. patrick banished them all

 

You have Shane McGowan tho

 

He was a secret furry and they're biding their time.

 

Girl left early and sent this email: "Please contact Lisa for WO and Carol for PO’s"

Amazingly all the men upstairs have been trying to contact me for PO's.

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hobbits?

the shire is totes ireland

 

im not a furry but that fact almost didn't make it through Lola Bunny

 

Oh now I understand

 

If you’ve been attracted to a cartoon you’re a sinner

 

p sure she was the origins of furrydom

 

this kid in elementary or middle school was into Helga from Hey Arnold and we all basically ruined his life over it because ya know kids are pieces of shit

 

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Sorry ti disappoint but I'm pure

 

You did the right thing