The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 540

No she hasn’t haha.

Started dating the guy a week after we had dinner lol.

 

I want a burger

 

did you kill him?

 

Dating around is single

 

Sanch is going to fuck this up I know it

 

whatever helps you sleep at night

 

I don’t sleep

 

Got my work schedule and I always hate when they include things like “we hope Aladdin is really busy this weekend”. Uh, I don’t. I’m working the same hours either way but when it’s busy I want to die

 

this is really funny

 

$10 says sanch says she cancels Wednesday morning

 

Yeah, but it got pretty serious.

 

Hmmm I doubt this. It prob won’t be Wednesday tho, that’s when she said she’s prob be 100%. It’ll prob be Friday.

 

oh she actually died but then her daughter brought her back to life and now we're going to get mexican in 3 months instead

 

$10 to ban Dylan from this site.

 

you visit J. Crew's website and another for some fucking company that likes to put animal faces on all of their t-shirts one time...just once and every ad you get on this site or any other is one of those two

they watchin'

 

she cancels he's canceled

 

He'd know, he was present for every time she and the dude got together.

 

LJ!

 

@Dirty Sanchez stream your date

 

Aliens alt confirmed

 

Aliens wishes he were me

 

YEEEEAH

 

i'm a doggy alt he's the og non-sleeper c'mon cups give credit where it's due

 

Look at the most recent post haha so angry