The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 511

Ftfy

 

Famous LA socialite, runs in Rivers Cuomo's circle, you know the type.

 

Hawthorne Heights has to be down to like 30 person cap shows now yeah?

 

hehe oh you're so funny daddy, you're the funniest john i know

 

ask @Kevo or @Nate Johnson

 

my curse is being too online and seeing deleted posts on all platforms

 

Wtf sanch

 

Sanch is canceled

 

Unlike me

 

Fuck my water u know what I’m saying lll

 

@EmmanuelSCastle what's up dude?

 

Y'all wanna hear about this crazy dream I had?

 

No

 

No.

 

@Dog with a Blog would love to I’m sure

 

These things always send me to the wrong place because I’m not at 50 posts per page

 

i wanna hear about your dream daddy

 

Fuck I gotta pack and my flight leaves at 8am I’m fucked.

 

what if his dream daddy is @littlejohn

 

Did you quote someone ?

 

FaceTime me when you wake up at 9

 

Quit twisting my arm, I'll tell you about my dream:

I was on this stage in front of a massive audience
Everyone in the audience was a ghost
Like ghost of Ben Franklin
Ghost of Beethoven
Ghost of Beethoven the dog
Just hundreds of ghosts!
And they're all howling, begging me to sing a song for them!
I had stage fright, so I wasn't sure I could do it, but eventually i mustered the courage to sing a quick song
And you know what the ghosts did when I finished singing?!











They BOO'd me!!!








@JRGComedy

 

Shut up