The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 494

FOXING TONIGHT

 

@K0ta the McDonald’s near my house has put up the stroopwafel McFlurry poster so apparently this is not a drill go go go

 

That’s for @Henry to decide binch

 

This is big. When was the last time they tampered with the McFlurry? Just kind of a shame we’ll never actually get to try it cause the ice cream machine is down :(

 

I couldn’t help it that her daughter walked on in!!!!

But I could have cut down pre ask chit chat. Smh.

 

you’ve had enough chances pal

 

Phuck off criminal scum.gif

 

Grant doesn’t speak for the High Council

 

Idk why you’re pleading your case to me, I’m not the one who wields the banhammer

 

don’t get mad at me because of your cowardly ways

 

Derek's gonna date her now

 

Bruh it’s because I talked too much and she came up the stairs.


Tomorrow I do it in a rush, and it’ll prob be two+ weeks until she feels good enough to eat out.

 

Sanchez tomorrow

okay I promise if it's exactly 63 degrees out and Mercury is in retrograde I'll make my move

 

I would never date a skyline eater

 

Blame it on his youth.

 

is that what they're calling it these days

 

Where's that at?

 

what is this eat out shit I thought you were taking her to get drinks

stick to at least one plan sanch. please. just one.

 

TONIGHT

 

I’m going to ask to the Mexican place 6 mins from her house (that I already asked her to 3 weeks ago) l, during sinner I suggest we go get a drink.

 

Oh yeah Freudian slip on that typo

 

Gothic. with Now, Now.

 

Or just drink at the restaurant if you’re already that close to her house

 

Her daughter(s) prob will be home lmao.