The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 478

the first question they are going to ask you is "is your name matt" and you'll have to think about whether that's your name or if carpetelf is.

thinking about this will make it think you're lying.

 

Dark colored dress clothes make you look like you’re a dad going to the afternoon church service with your kids

 

omg your avi

 

Brb asking Jason to change my username to AntBeats

 

So basically ideal for @littlejohn looking for a job in Texas

 

ok.

I"m a dad and I have kids but I don't go to church, can I go to church's chicken instead?

 

I like how dyl is giving lj very bateman-esque fashion advice in the midst of whatever the hell we're all talking about

 

They’ll ask if he’s a deacon

 

this post just made me hard ngl

 

This just made me spit all over my phone

 

@Kingjohn_654

 

imagine needing fashion advice from Dylan, I'd yeet myself off a cliff

 

Warren was the accounting friend character right

I def kissed Chloe

Was trying to remember this scenario and the comments on steam are talking about "getting" to kiss Warren and saying he deserved it lol

 

god bless dadbolt

 

Yes.

 

I have good fashion sense ask anyone who’s met me! Except kaitie she’ll just say she is responsible for me being fashionable since she’s a “fashion icon”

 

if you will

 

Obligatory Beverly hill fashion sense lyric line here

 

Wrappy boi, beefy 5 layer, beef quesarito, medium Baja Blast

 

That your order when you and KitKat share a tb date?

 

well she is responsible for you being vegan as well as occasionally tolerable

 

Y’all use two separate straws in the Baja blast or share one straw?

 

I’ve always been tolerable

 

here you are 6 months before you met kaitie let everyone else be the judge