The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 468

Tithing is the practice of giving 10% of your income to the church. It’s a scam that I want in on

 

if AC/DC is to be trusted it ain't a bad place to be

 

$1 is fine. Usually when I go to the bar and I’m only there for a drink I’ll just do a flat $1-2 on it since it was a 30 second ordeal.

 

Start a religion. Don't have to pay taxes either

 

The thing is, as long as you are tipping at least 20% it all works out. But yeah in that situation a dollar is fine. As long as you’re tipping based on the original price of the food, not the price after any discounts.

 

please don’t give him ideas

 

I do have the power to will things into existence

 

I can't quit you 'all. But I am really not going to be posting much.

 

prove it

 

Please no

 

no every time somebody asks him to prove it I get hurt

 

Oh in that case @dylan prove it

 

okay Kanye hired me to collect money for his Sunday services venmo me

 

stop hanging out with him then

 

Hahahaha

 

good plan

 

Did he will the stone into existence or did he will your urethra to narrow?

 

His powers work from afar on Derek

 

@CobraKidJon

 

When I first read 'tithing' I figured it was some stupid phone game bullshit he does but I guess it's some stupid bullshit he does in real life instead. Haha

 

@dadbolt I heard if you stick mechanical pencil lead up your urethra it can crush the stones

 

@dadbolt I heard if you use canned air and stick the nozzle in, you can blow it back to where it came from.

 

mikey for the last goddamn time you can’t watch me put pencil lead in my pee hole