The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 424

fly the fuck out, son.

 

oh for forks sake cobra

 

I threw my hat in the ring to foster this kid if his current placement doesn't work out so your girl may be the mother of a preteen boy in the next month or so lmao

 

wow diving right into the tough years would be admirable

 

I know the kid and his family story well from being involved in different parts of the system over the last several years and we're fairly close (he calls me his aunt) and I think I'd be a good fit for his interests and mental health issues but also I'd have to feed him so that may be a deal breaker lol I infamously never have food in my house

 

same energy

 

I told him he usually only worries about his pee when he has to take a drug test so we'll go to hell together

 

Omg yes you are so right and that’s how she always looks at me

 

@Max_123 this snow is MAD thicc

 

Just lure her out with bear she loves bear

 

I’m at an Irish bar and these dudes next to me are legit speaking the language. More Irish than @alien sexist prolly

 

heads up I can clearly see that license plate

 

ENHANCE!

 

Ordered a scotch egg

 

Not very Irish of me tbh

 

póg mo thóin le do thoil

 

what that means

 

Is this Elvish?

 

i'll tell you when you're older

racist

 

please daddy

 

eww no don't call me that

 

narc

 

doesn’t seem like something dog would have a problem with