The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 416

I did hear I Miss You on a classic rock station lol.

 

We call them mini scooties

 

Local news station shared some sort of dumb
article of most attractive accents bc apparently
Baltimore is on there for some god forsaken reason

 

did they only survey deaf people

 

I don’t have an accent

Fuck you @dadbolt

 

I don't think Coloradans have distinguishable accents

 

Even if that’s fake that’s still believable. Southerners repurpose British/UK slang anyways, for instance instead of “innit” we say “ainit”.

 

My work: constantly has new girls quit on their first day when they usher with this creepy dude they refuse to fire

Also my work: keeps scheduling new girls to usher with this dude on their first day, and get surprised when they quit

 

I failed that test probably

 

fight him and get fired

you win in both ways

 

As a fellow Coloradan we do not.

 

I feel so bad for them
also concerning that you're the feminist in the scenario

 

Dowace churtoy mami yamall redya voycin soide maiyeeeeed

wish you were heeeeere

 

I have no accent except for some words

 

Sorry

Because it ends friendships

 

I only read what you wrote at first and didn't see what you were quoting so I was like what the fuck is Randall saying lol then I read the quote and was like "oh yeah, checks out"

 

Ian I am a feminist smh 90% of my friends are girls

 

Sometimes I have an accent, most of the time I don't

I say y'all a TON though which contributes to that

 

I type out the word ya'll all the time but I don't think I ever actually say it irl

 

y'all is a gender neutral descriptor of both an individual and a collective I stan

 

ur from mizzurah

 

what percentage do you want to kiss?

 

Mikey has binders full of women.

 

I use y’all all the time I am #staywoke