The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 409

I like that my dad sent me "edits" to my resume but upon looking at them I went hmmm did he actually write these and googled them and turns out he just copy pasted from other resumes/job descriptions wth Dad?

 

the spoiler window is 48 hours you snooze you lose

 

Shit gotta watch Barry tonight now

 

" provided bottle service to patrons of the club"

 

same

 

Barry is good

 

glad you asked, we will be touring with a furry opening act called Furrious

 

Just another day in LA

 

Barry is like one of 3 drama shows Ive ever fully liked

Its phenomenal

 

Lmao

“Thanks Dad but if I wanted to plagiarize I’m better with the internet than you are”

 

One of my favorite players ever

No one is elusive, agile, and tricky like Barry was

 

This is a good time to remind people to watch Emily Heller's comedy special (or listen to her album PASTA on streaming services) she is one of the main producers/writers on Barry and she's hilarious

 

2 Fast 2 Furrious bro

 

2 wank or not 2 wank

 

hello.

 

Here we go again motherfucker

 

Ugh

 

is red letter media good

 

Yesterday I was talking to a few coworkers about old people and I causally said “ideally, I don’t live to see 30”

Everyone was shocked and I forgot you can’t say that irl haha

 

I REALLY DONT KNOW

this podcast I’m listening to keeps referencing red letter media and I’m like ???

 

Definitely watch all the Plinkett reviews, they're great. Especially the ones they did for the Star Wars prequels.

 

lmao

 

the Air Bud joke is so good