The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 401

@dadbolt
sorry I shouldn't make fun of you today

 

Chicken parm with a from-scratch tomato sauce with kalamata olives and asparagus.

 

The “last bite” shot

 

I don’t feel great but it’s not anywhere near as bad as it was last night. It’s more of a weird discomfort right now. Every time I go piss is a moment of pure dread lol

 

that's usually only the case when you take a drug test
hope you feel better soon

 

Why does King of Queens have a Twitter

 

KJ needs a job

 

kevin james or king john

 

Both prolly

 

racist

@Kingjohn_654

 

You know those fuckers are going to make old Sheldon, a TBBT continuation as a cartoon, or a random spinoff.

 

Didn't expect Sheldon to become King at the end of GoT, really snuck one last surprise into there.

 

BAZOOKA!

 

Penny gets job waitressing with the 2 Broke Girls and The King Of Queens is their UPS guy

 

God. I feel like CBS programs all suck. Off top of my head, I think I only liked Elementary for a few seasons and nothing else.

 

I liked like an episode or 2 of Mom because Allison Janney and Anna Faris are queens but I think that's it, oh yeah The Odd Couple was okay but only because of Matthew Perry and Thomas Lennon

 

CBS is a goddamn wasteland, it’s like the closest thing we have right now to the tv shows Dax Shepard’s character watches in Idiocracy

 

it's proof that Boomers are monsters,I guess half Boomers half Midwestern normies

 

Yeah. I think when I used to pay attention to ratings that CBS often had the largest overall audience but never won in the coveted 21-34 or whatever age

 

Honestly “Midwestern normie” is probably the best possible thing a Boomer can be lol

 

Redistribution of cummies

 

Trickle down cummienomics

 

I just saw a commercial that Subway offers delivery and I think if you do that when the car comes you should jump in front of it and die