The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 399

You take that back

 

I wanna try authentic Texas and KC barbecue and pit them against each other so @dylan and @Fucking Dustin / @dadbolt create a collision with so much energy that they cancel out and create anti-matter

 

Texas needs good food because otherwise only a moron would live in a state where Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz are elected officials

 

A coworker called me Dorian Gray

Someone who knows literature tell me if that’s positive or negative

 

uhhhhhhh

 

I think he meant you look young but Dorian Gray was a dick I'm pretty sure

 

Maybe he meant John Dorian



Eaaaaaaaaaaaaagle

 

The picture of Dorian Gray

He could only be identified by the bright colored vest on his corpse

 

maybe if you weren't so racist to irish people all the time you'd know the answer yourself

 

I’m sorry you have to deal with Mikey and @dadbolt ’s racism

 

thank you dylan i'm sorry @thesoftskeleton won't break up with you

 

you know how the British are

 

what about pirhana 3d, featuring adam scott’s defining role

 

I will not tolerate this Torque and Hot Tub Time Machine 2 erasure

 

JFG

 

Fucking brands.

 

is that his real p***s in The Overnight?

 

Went to the gluten free festival today and fucked up some free samples

 

this says "cum"

 

Polluter - yes
Hick - no

 

Only hicks have trucks