The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 385

Ah shit, cups is cancelled too

 

I think we all assumed she was Jennifer Coolidge or Angela from The Office

 

finally

 

@Melody Bot cancel this thread. Clearly everyone here is racist but me

 

wow. I’m offended

 

Cancellation revoked, your amended punishment is to continue to read this thread until we are all killed by a solar flare

 

This whole thread just got fucking cancelled. and confusing.

 

My type

 

she can open my third eye

 

Ouch

 

have you ever seen kids in a sandbox tex

 

No.

 

Is she a nurse? And by open do you mean “insert catheter”?

 

keep it that way

 

It is not on YouTube

 

Always fetishizing smh

 

Stop!!!!

 

@Dirty Sanchez what the fuck you doing awake. It's past your bedtime.

 

has he seen Kit Kat too or does he just want you two to do it

 

I think the lesson I've learned from this thread is never share your number with anyone else in it or they'll find a way to put you on blast the second they need a scapegoat for literally anything.

 

Both

 

She’s not my type tbh

 

no good can come from me texting anyone here

 

Ok this is racist

I tried to help you, but you’ve cornered yourself here