The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 381

I feel like he will have a lot more free time now...so there’s always a chance

 

we can grab a beer tho

 

He’s busy that day

 

Yeah but you don’t drink and I’m sick that day :(

 

Maybe y’all can work out a deal

1,000 likes = 1 beer

 

I love that Mike J took time out of his day to dig through hundreds of posts about cummies to try and get dirt on @aliens exist

 

1 Like = 1,000 c*mmies

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

@aliens exist i hope when I grow up I’m half as good a shitposter as you. You motivate me to be better

I still cackle at “defend yourself on your alt you coward” randomly

 

i forget how funny i am sometimes

you're all incredibly lucky that i choose to post here

 

I hate going to daisy’s grandparents house because anytime we mention a location, they say “where is that?” and then we spend 10 minutes trying to explain because they don’t go anywhere outside of a 2-block radius

 

Alright I take back everything I just said. Blocked

 

What made you choose here and not the bodybuilding forum?

 

he’s always busy

I’ll drink for you

that’s too many likes how about 1

 

tell them to play Pokémon go

 

bodybuilders tend to get aggressive when you call them daddy

 

Treating myself part 2 (no I did not finish that beer)

 

Damn ok, you got yourself a deal

 

what that

 

the most I do is like three though. I usually get one 805, one random one and a choice the friends I’m with pick.

 

Cool. Three beers and a shot of Jameson. Got it

 

NO SHOTS NEVER

 

Never Shot Never

 

So...always shots