The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 344

This is what I'm hoping for when I get an interview

 

When I applied to regal the hiring manager literally said he hired me because I was smiling while talking

 

im sure the british accent helped too

 

Keep these inteveiew tips coming

1. Smile creepily while talking
2. Be desperate af

 

I have a so cal white skater bro voice and I’m barely exaggerating

 

This sounds complicated

 

siq brah

 

You just crash in --- skuuu - and drop - whaaapaaaaaa

 

damn are we the same person

 

The folks from the Dating thread should be naturals

 

"a mommy borat"

 

clean this up.

 

so pitted

 

It’s cleaned lol I dont remember typing that first part lol

 

Y’all need to stop, making me want to watch Rocket Power

 

That's not a bad thing

 

I’m more of a bruh guy than a dude guy

 

He’s not lying

 

Gross

Dude > bruh

This is not up for debate

 

Rocket Power and Tony Hawk episode is undefeated.

 

I'm going to lunch now brb

 

this is rude reporting you

 

@K0ta is irl Reggie from Rocket Power

 

Dude >