The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 342

Sounds like nice guy syndrome better be careful

 

just stand there and you'll be fine.

 

@dylan got you binch

 

sorry, m'lady

 

I flirt without meaning to a lot of the time

So does Laura

This would be great if we were swingers but we're not

 

Max - i don't know when i'm being hit on
Matt - *could not be more obvious*

 

I just say something overly personal which slices the tension but also lets them know they’re in for a bad time.

 

not yet

 

keep up the good posts

 

I feel like I'm naturally just kinda flirty in the sense that I'm nice

 

his bod is weak

 

please stop kaitie reads this thread keep that in our IG DMs

 

Idk, I get my apartment with my gf tomorrow. It's the third time I've lived with a gf. Thirds the time charmed life.

I hope everyone here has all the best consentual loving they could ever ask for and I hope Jesus recognizes the intensity of the sin you're producing. Even if you're married, make it sinful as fuck.

Fuck yeah everyone.

 

she'll never get on my level.

 

I've lived with a girlfriend once.

It...could've gone better.

 

I've lived with someone I was dating twice, first time I was assaulted and the second time was with my wife

 

if you two are fighting over me you can settle this over a game of volleyball

cc: @thesoftskeleton

 

i dunno how to flirt.

i think women in the office find me attractive cause i'm young-ish and handsome and fit but i forget all those things a lot.

 

I actually make really terrible first impressions and i've been told people think I don't like them because I can't talk to strangers. If we've talked on the internet/texting i'm usually ok but a complete stranger i've never met before? Idk how to do that

 

like vegan mayo riding a wagon lmao

 

I’ve lived with my girlfriend since I was 19 which is weird. Also one of my exes slept over like every night when I was 17 so it wasn’t that different

 

W H A T

this is my favorite post in this thread lmao she’d get my number

 

my girlfriend stays over every month or so for about a week to two weeks and i have lots of her hair products on my shelf and she takes up half my closet so she kinda lives we me and my mom.

 

it's 2019 don't objectify me derek