The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 339

felicity likes the extra thumbs if you know what I mean

 

You're approaching Sanch levels of cowardice, tell us

 

@SlappinCups sadly the topping selection was very limited but still good

 

Post it

 

One time at SXSW I was talking to someone from AP at Eda's event and a woman in her late 20s/early 30s came up to me and was hitting on me for like 2 hours straight and I didn't realize it until later after she left the person from AP came back and was like "you're still here?! I left to give y'all space!"

Then I found out she was making out with her best friend's roommate in the crowd and most of me was like "oh well I am having a fun day regardless" but part of me was like "that could've been me..."

 

Yes. Humor in one's own suffering. My people.

 

sometimes a guy just wants a mommy borat don't kink shame

 

No because then I'd probably be hitting on them too

 

If it makes you feel any better I was one time dubbed "Mr. Old Enough to Fuck" by two girls at Bonnaroo and thought nothing of it.

 

Derek can do the shocker with just thumbs

 

fine Derek saw someone fuck a squirrel on a racetrack

 

,,,

what

 

that seems like inadequate criteria

 

LOL I love this

“You got a cousin?”

 

How big was the squirrel

Was there a race going on

 

I don't know, if we were to both reach for the same giant bottle of A1 or Chewy Mini Sweetarts I might have to take a chance.

 

While Freebird played on the speaker system

 

She can do what she likes I don't own her
I don't even know why she agreed to marry me

 

@dadbolt out with it you coward

 

im telling your wife

 

Was that your wedding cake flavor

 

This has been my motto since I was 16

 

do you not have a single mirror in your house?

 

no, our wedding cake was funfetti haha.

 

mine was vanilla cake with cannoli cream inside and vanilla buttercream icing