The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 336

I got hit on in Trader Joe's by a guy who just got finished in a hot yoga class and it was so on the nose I wanted to barf in the freezer section

What's your story

 

I’ve always had taste

 

I was reminded of this today

 

I have so many celebrity crushes, never opened myself enough to have an irl crush
like sometimes you see someone so hot you want to die but that's different

 

This song gives buckcherrys song a run for its money as one of the worst

 

It's funny because despite the fact that I was into an insane amount of scene bands from like 2003-2009, total scene kid, I never dressed scene. All my pictures from high school are just funny because of my hair mostly lol

 

Britney Spears and Aaliyah were my first celebrity crushes

Before she died I promise

 

Yes that’s what I’m referencing hahah

 

@kit kat

 

Hang out with me and @dylan tomorrow and you shall see

Dylan's already seen em

 

Wait, did she get hit on by Roger Rabbit at the grocery store

 

@CobraKidJon used to work there but he just let guys hit on girls and never prevented it

 

i just kinda skimmed the last few pages did i miss anything important

 

Oh I mean, I'm still going to do that haha. I wasn't asking Dylan when he was back to reschedule.

 

what was the exchange

 

We were all horny for a bit

 

I can't verify this but I'll take your word on it

 

post a pic you coward



actually dont do that, it's wrong.

 

You can always safely assume “no”

 

Wow what a cliche for Trader Joe’s. I was at the grocery store and this guy approaches me and he said excuse me so I thought he was tryna get by so I said sorry and moved outta the way so he walked past me walked in a circle around aisle and came back around and up to me again and he said “you got a man” and I was like “yeah I do” and he goes “cause you’re like mad pretty and you’re looking slim thicc” and I was like oh.....I just wanna buy my wine please.

Hahaha oh

 

Looking for pointers?

 

@CobraKidJon is changing the ol' avatar but is refusing to give us a say in what it will be

 

also skipped the past few but i see i missed nothing out of the ordinary