The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 334

i had a crush on lindsay lohan when i was like 7 and was straight up convinced she'd make out with me if i ever met her irl

 

There's a video of like 5 year old me running around and singing all of Part of Your World and during the part where she lifts herself on the rock I do that but on the ottoman in the living room and I truly think I could have been on Broadway

 

I mean she probably would

 

I'm rooting for you tbh

 

F

 

My first crush was Jessica rabbit

 

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k0ta

 

Jk having a crush is a sin

 

My first crush was that skateboarding kid from cheaper by the dozen I think

 

It's not too late.

 

She’s slim thicc

 

oh yeah. also good one

 

sanch.

 

cups

 

This is also how I describe my dogs

 

doesn't even know my name, truly alien sexist

 

This was probably mine too.

I don't remember exactly.

 

Is this why you hate your gf

 

My dad just shared a picture of my christian metal band from 2008 on Facebook

 

I’ll refrain from commenting further

 

saying it in a feminist way was very hard

 

it's easy to forget i'm a black belt when i get tired after three minutes of basketball now.

 

Tell em to drop that workout routine

He hates me for different reasons mostly

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