The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 333

quick. everyone stop liking henry

 

i can’t read so I just assume this says yes cobra you are funny

 

Too late

 

I was 10 I think when Lizzie McGuire aired before that girls had cooties

 

I have an announcement to make:

I am changing my avatar.

 

When did we start?

 

I’ve “levelled Up” on drums so to speak. I can now play fast para diddles which opens up a lot more technical patterns and combinations. Just gotta practice it to develop enough control that I can play to any tempo, and not just the most comfortable speed. I’m also much better at keeping up fast hi hat beats which is basically ALL chops & endurance.

This late improvement has made me change my mind about selling my drumset, fuck that I’m bringing it to Atlanta lol

 

Ah see by kindergarten I was crushing on the regular

 

I'm not sure I had what I'd constitute as a crush until I was like 13

 

@dadbolt

 

I bring my book to work to read during lunchtime and then I just post in this dumbass thread

 

have you ever instinctively said "nice" when someone you know irl who isn't 'online' says "69" and then have them look at you like you have two heads?

yeah, no, me neither

 

Can we, the people, have a say in what it becomes or

 

Also learned how to play mewithoutYou - “The Sun and the Moon” recently. Or rather, now I have the skill to play it when I didn’t before.

 

Literally all the time. And I do mean literally.

 

I did have a few pretend weddings when I was like 4-5 in kindergarten I should probably check to make sure they're not valid

 

no because then a certain poster who I most certainly have blocked will suggest a bad thing

 

Congratulations! Celebrate by telling me who we pay for gas.

 

I didn't either but in hindsight all I did was crush apparently

 

Sorry just texted our realtor again

 

It would be by vote of course, no one person would decide. And your vote could even count for two.

 

If this thread could harness the power of lost productivity we could solve climate change

 

I’m sorry the avatar has been decided

It will be revealed around noon

 

My first crush was Ariel from the Little Mermaid. And then some newscaster lady in Orlando.

 

You can't just do that CKJ. There are rules. Procedures, even. You haven't filled out the proper paperwork and you definitely haven't submitted it for peer review.

I'm just going on the record against this end-run around regular order right now so that later on nobody can say I didn't speak up. We can't keep standing idly by while all of our most cherished norms are eroded one by one.