The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 269

addendum: accept that you three are complete dumbf*cks

 

birthdays are probably the least important day anyone could ever remember. who the fuck cares. and don't even get me started on people who say "it's my birthday month"

 

Yeah, my sister's wedding is sometime in February. Feb twentysomething. Idk, I'll know the date as it gets closer. Side note - I'm officiating her ceremony. Should be a real hoot.

 

do u wanna take this outside dyl

 

the only sibling whose birthday i regularly remember is my twin sister

 

thank goodness Sophie’s birthday is on 4/20

 

does anyone know their birthstone

 

If you’re over the age of 12 you don’t get to care about your birthday anymore

 

Fuck off

 

I'm a great brother unlike you assholes

 

Mines garnet. I only know that because I can't think of it without thinking of garnet and gold aka the worst schools color combination go Gators.

 

do you like your siblings

 

so bar Mitzvahs and quinceanera parties don't matter
racist

 

We can’t verify that. Get your siblings to make an account so we can ask them.

 

That’s different

 

i was a big fan of him on the t-wolves cc: @GrantCloud

 

yes

oh God no

 

take your antisemitism elsewhere

 

My stepmom used to do this shit and after a few years I had to just tell her to stop

 

I’m sure that makes it easier to care about birthdays and important life events. I only talk to one of my sisters and that’s like maybe once or twice a month tops and she still kinda sucks but she has a cute dog that I like getting updates on

 

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My sisters birthday is only 6 days after mine. Just that one time of year for our parents was special

 

work on your formatting chump

 

“Birthday month” is a major red flag