The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 265

Shots fired I see how it is, coming from the guy named Shrek

 

What did @GrantCloud do this time

 

Applebees is tied for Red Robin as her favorite restaurant and then we have Book of Mormon after

she has Michelin Star taste

 

he's getting a colonoscopy afterward

 

quick someone pepperspray Shrek's b-hole

 

she is dating you

you set me up Cam

 

I will not deal with this slander, @SlappinCups

 

It's been less than an hour into my day and we are already talking about buttholes I can kind of see where this day is headed

 

You know you can just get Applebees appetizers at the grocery store right?

 

I feel the same way #A1FOMO

 

can you? i have only ever seen tgi fridays

 

I google and youtube stuff all the time for my job

 

Is there a difference really?

 

I always wondered if the Butthole Surfers were like hey man we like to surf on buttholes or if they were like hey man we're surfers and we're buttholes to people

 

what if we make it clinical and refer to it as the 'anus'?

 

cups

 

their pretzel sticks are good OKAY

 

My butt is like a pancake except my wife can eat it without an allergic reaction

 

I think that's all the posting I need to do today have a good day y'all

 

So like... when aliens gets back, he’s probably gonna get suspended again right??

 

talk about glutes

 

I might've mentioned it before but the Applebee's near me closed and is now being turned into a Chili's and that's what you call an upgrade