The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 250

if you time travel to 1988 you have a 2 minute standup chunk here

 

*Seinfeld voice*

What’s the deal with eating soup!?

 

also kill baby Ian

 

Me so hungy

 

We can go together

 

I have betrayed my own ethics. I ate a whitewashed quesadilla place since they were on campus and it was v bad. I am sad.

 

that got... real dark and i am going to walk away now

 

The cats aren't allowed in our bedroom while I'm recovering and right now Nibbler is sad meowing and sticking his paws under the door

My heart hurts

 

And why must we bowl for it?

 

every time cobra is dissapointed in a qdoba I gain a year of life

 

whoa

 

who was the h***iest star wars character?

darth maul

 

I’ve always wanted to get a Boston terrier and name it Nibbler

 

please explain this please, I need to understand.

 

Happiest?

 

IT WASNT QDOBA

it was this place called gorilla quesadilla or something like that

 

You know when you're eating a bowl of ramen there's a splash factor

 

Wait until you find out the other two are named Chomp and Fussy Britches

 

Imagine having long hair

It's a struggle

 

you're eatin' at imaginary places cobes

 

Do they pronounce it to rhyme? If so, is it "Goreeya Quesadilla" or "Gorilla Quesa-dill-a"