The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 244

Thanks. This change is long overdue. Gonna miss being here. I’m just never logging in again and i’m not gonna tempt myself by browsing.

rip me

 

I Stan

 

good morning America just did a segment on how teens are starting to use burner phones and I’m starting to believe the America they live in is totally different than the one I am in.

 

you're a good boy, like the only reason for that is drugs right

 

they were interviewing this white family and they say the girl has gone through like 7 burner phones and I’m just like how

 

godspeed and good luck. give sterling an extra pet for all of us and take care of yourself out there, kid

 

when did cobra become a gma stan

 

he likes grandmas?

 

ah, a gilfer

 

Don’t gilf shame cups

 

Thanks!

Will do. I think I’m older than you though, my son. I’ll let you know when I try those bbq sauces. Sorry it has taken me so long.

 

It's like a bad movie
And Ian's looking groovy
If you were me than you'd be
Screaming "someone shoot me"
As I failed miserably
Tryna get the girl all the bad guys want

 

all I got's a moped

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

We should all watch it and live post

 

thank goodness I work so I can not do that

 

go sharxxx

 

go sharts?

 

@littlejohn what are your top five Bowling for Soup songs?

 

Stacy’s Mom

Uuuuh I don’t know any other songs

 

There's nothin' wrong with ****,
Except the **** and the ****

 

what kind of sociopath knows more than 3 Bowling For Soup songs

 

@dylan probably

 

sorry i don't like that kind of bathroom humor