The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 241

If I would train a dog to fetch me beer, I’d make sure it’s something better than Busch Light. Or any AB product for that matter, that’s putting talent to waste.

 

Getting a head start on my album of the decade list. Neighborhoods and California are tied for number 1. Do I list Dogs Eating Dogs even though it’s an ep?

 

I always wonder what I miss on the pages that I skip whenever I rejoin the thread after a bit. Like I just skipped ahead four pages and have no idea what happened in there. My A1 lore book will forever be incomplete.

 

Wow Republicans bum me out

 

I don't, I know too much already

 

It just rotates between *ummies, cowards, weezer, and blink 182

 

Don’t forget, uh, “unique” food combinations

 

this was a funny email to come into work to

 

@CobraKidJon you told me to remind you about those comics and also about blade runner
@GrantCloud uou told me to remind you about black panther.

 

Good day

 

Am boy. Have pop socket. Have phone case. Be jealous.

 

I don't understand pop sockets, but my phone has a kickstand that is usually just hanging out.

 

#notallmen

 

@Ken

 

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i don't use a phone case but i do have multiple towels

some of them are brown though

 

I just got dressed and ready for work and look like a scrub because I thought I was running late but I just realized it's 7 and not 8 and I still have an hour lol

 

My favorite towel is a yellow fluffy one but I rarely get to use it since my wife goes through like 3 towels a day.

 

*hillbilly voice ’Ranger come er and bring me a Pabst’

 

It's 10 tho

 

you have more towels than underwear???!!!!

 

yo I HAD THE BEST CHICKEN PARM SANDWICH LAST NIGHT OMG OMG OMG I JUST REMEMBEREED