The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 237

Better not screw me over.

 

Dm me

 

there is a very drunk person at this bar that is yelling “I have to teach middle school tomorrow!”

 

imagine having to talk to 30 14 year olds sober

 

@oncenowagain

 

hello, gin

 

That is every single one of our middle school teachers

 

No I was the one yelling “I have to teach elementary school tomorrow”

 

Looks like Saturday night

 

Straight edge dudes in pop punk

 

Hello, and welcome

 

Let it be known @dadbolt 's cat is a known thief

Let it also be known my dog is an ungrateful dumbass

 

My dog doesn’t care about people walking by our house and talking loudly during the middle of the day, but when he’s gone to bed for the night and it wakes him up, he goes straight to the window and barks his head off.

 

what are you trying to say about my sweet Gatsby amotherfucker

 

MY GATSBY

 

he carried Boca's bowl away into the dark hallway so he could eat her new wet dogfood

 

Derek what are you feeding your cat you dumb hick

 

dry cat food the point is boca is a sucker

 

boca got BOFA'd

 

When is Rivers going to start doing ASMR?

 

What the hell am I looking at?

 

Derek doesn't need any encouraging