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bowling is great

 

you sound like my kinda competition.

 

I'm good for like 2 strikes a game when I bowl, and everything else is gutter balls

 

I bowl a perfect 3.00

 

bowling is the only place where turkeys belong

 

I only bowl for soup

 

I bowled a 268 once. I will never do that again. Usually average around 150 or so.

 

Would a perfect world have bowling?

 

Yes

 

So a perfect world would have turkeys?

 

not the bird, just the word

 

Tom Delongo 2 humble and cool, also aliens sexist

 

but the bird is the word

 

knew that was coming

 

I'm great at bowling when I do it once a year like a normal person

 

My lesson plan today was “don’t have any students die on the field trip”.

 

kids today are so spoiled

 

We are down to 8 days left and every day now we are just chilling, doing game days, field days, movie days, and stuff like that. We’ve all officially checked out for the year.

 

I bowled a touchdown once

 

Fuck it doods lets go bowling

 

me too, the ball touched the pins and they all fell down