The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 210

don't gaslight me Cups, I've actually seen Steely Dan live haha

 

Mmmm imagine Smash Mouth eating pussy

 

that's cool af

 

how have i never seen this

 

@ComedownMachine I'll feel like you'd appreciate that I had to explain Kanye Sunday Service to my 16 year old cousin

 

It was funny as hell actually being there and watching half the crowd walk away when they realized what it actually is

 

I love a good church service presented by Kanye West

 

Aw yeah

 

I got high and bought two pints of Ben and Jerry's tonight

 

i need this in my life

 

I almost got this but chickened out and got the 2 step Saturday.

Post a pic of the ice cream please.

 

Damn y'all liking my posts from 2016

 

You can't go wrong with the Cookie Two Step though. The person who thought of that should get the Nobel

 

The first time I had Cookie Two Step I was getting high with the person I was seeing and four of her friends and we just passed the half gallon around in a circle til it was all gone

 

Abso lutely

 

Definitely gonna eat that Ben and Jerry’s I got in the freezer now, thanks guys

 

I want to fight Curvy Wife Guy

 

I would like to watch you fight him

 

Of all the horrible things the bird app has done to me by yards the worst is introducing me to the living can of Axe Body Spray that is Curvy Wife Guy

 

Speaking of wives, this is my attempt at pleading with my wife’s kidnappers to please let her go. If any of you have any information on the location of Felicity Tucky please contact me here or on the bird app this is her most recent picture

 

I just had some cookie two step

 

@littlejohn

 

I appreciate how even after Blue Bell killed a bunch of people you're still like look that's in the past it's damn good ice cream

 

Actual quote from ER: "who wants some 'za?"