The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 200

ITS WATER

water bomb

 

what about floods?

 

y'all don't take vitamin x?

 

If in water: swim to land
If on land: do not swim in flood

so leisure no survival yes

 

1. I've been in the ocean yes
2. What is a river
3. no

 

come to georgia. you can die in a swamp just like you always wanted

 

I'm not a Powerpuff Girl unfortunately

 

I want to own a wavepool someday so I can experience being in a wavepool that no one's peed in

 

Enter: CarpetElf

 

The government already pumps enough vitamins into my steaks to begin with so I’ll stay far away from them, thank you very much

 

I've been in a handful of lakes, 1 ocean, 1 gulf, 7 pools, 1 bathtub, 1 hot tub.

 

Gonna:
1. keep you from ever going in my wavepool
2. put toilets all around the wavepool in case you sneak in, just so you have no excuse

 

You need to start taking anti-vitamins to flush all the excess out.

 

where are you getting your meat from?

 

I like that you know the exact number of pools you have been in

 

I eat those sour gummy vitamins like candy. Yummm.

 

Laura doesn't know what I look like. I'll pose as a pool guy and then pee in it.

 

Allow me to recommend Brand X:

 

I work from home, Laura does not, you'd have to go through me

 

We get it, you listen to ska

 

Now I'm picturing a wave pool surrounded by toilets and that somehow is one of the least appealing things I've ever imagined.

 

I'll get a mustache.

 

No you won't

 

I got one lock of hair that's all curled together and it's just hanging in my forehead like a weird lil curly fry

 

Then you'll just look like Dan who is also banned I'm sure.