The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 196

give up all hope in that. I did long ago

 

Fuckin big milk

 

make ur own soy milk by milking all the soy

 

bad for the planet, yo

 

Seriously though big agriculture had ruined this country.

 

I thought for sure that cashew milk would be better than almond milk because cashews are so much better than almonds but nope. not even close

 

Well fuck me everything is. Just do it

 

i want to bathe in coconut milk

 

My body doesn’t fuck with that either

 

The reason I’ve been a coward is because around the first dinner I heard her talking about bumble match, then a week after the dinner I heard that she had dates two days in a row with that dude. Pretty sure they’re “dating” but it sounds like it’s on the rocks so I’m gonna finally step in haha.

 

I thought my buddy was shitting at work due to his shoes.. Dude had the volume at full blast on his phone. I said, "is that how we do things now?" Shit went silent. I'll through the crack and its the wrong guy. Bet he felt like an asshole. I don't think I did.

 

whoa chill

 

all that proves to me is that she is dating around, weighing her options and that you're a coward for not making a move yet

 

Confidence is key! I met my current gf on Tinder and we're moving in to our first apartment together this weekend!

 

I only drink water with the occasional Baja Blast

 

The first time Laura and I went to eat together she had a date that night

 

I'm the water champ

 

And she's my soulmate. Wow I love her.

 

Right, but I think they could be serious too by now. Idk I’ll find out tomorrow haha.

 

yeah i might get engaged from a tinder match this summer lol

 

It's 2019! This is the new normal!

 

ever had almond extract or amaretto?

 

Ayyyyy same, probably fall for us

 

congratulations!

 

godspeed. rejection is tough but you have a 50/50 shot. plus there's nothing worse than wanting something and being too afraid to go for it