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The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 185

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, May 9, 2019.

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  1. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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    Oh I have but it’s been years haha. Def thought you were cumming onto me but P Express is cool to
     
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  2. HelloThisIsDog May 13, 2019
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    Tim Allen's mugshot for coke possession
     
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  3. CarpetElf May 13, 2019
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    benjamin please Prestigious

    okay, he also used to traffic cocaine and his real last name is Dick. Tim Dick.
     
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  4. Randall Mentzos May 13, 2019
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    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    Yeah nah that’s jackflap. Easy mistake.
     
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  6. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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    Timmy Dick
     
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  7. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
    Dog with a Blog

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  8. littlejohn May 13, 2019
    littlejohn

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Objection: I want this page stricken from the record.
     
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  9. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 13, 2019
    iCarly Rae Jepsen

    run away with me Platinum

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  10. tucah May 13, 2019
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    not champ Prestigious

    his middle name is alan, why did he decide to spell it allen for his stage name
     
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  11. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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    Mfw she starts talkin jackflaps

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  12. CarpetElf May 13, 2019
    CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

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  13. GrantCloud May 13, 2019
    GrantCloud

    Prestigious Prestigious

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  15. HelloThisIsDog May 13, 2019
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    Did you at least see it with your grandma?
     
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  16. Shakriel May 13, 2019
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    I wanna feel like I feel when I'm asleep. Prestigious

    Yay my Jen Bartel order arrives today, along with one of the many random things I backed on Kickstarter.
     
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  17. K0ta May 13, 2019
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    wrap yourself in petals for armor.

    What did you buy?
     
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  18. CarpetElf May 13, 2019
    CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    no i saw it because there's nothing to fucking do in Tallahassee, FL if you're under 18.
     
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  19. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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    Would you accept 1 million dollars but it meant that for the rest of your life every time you reached orgasm you’d make the Tim Allen grunt?
     
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  20. littlejohn May 13, 2019
    littlejohn

    Prestigious Prestigious

    Already do that so might as well get paid.
     
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  21. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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  22. GrantCloud May 13, 2019
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    Prestigious Prestigious

    LJ!!!
     
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  24. elwayinthe4th May 13, 2019
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    pop-drunk.com

    LMFAO I WOULD WATCH THIS PORN CATEGORY
     
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  25. CarpetElf May 13, 2019
    CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    so a million dollars and nothing changes? absolutely.
     
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  26. CarpetElf May 13, 2019
    CarpetElf

    benjamin please Prestigious

    fuck you. this was my time to shine with that joke.
     
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  27. Dog with a Blog May 13, 2019
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    Y’all are monsters
     
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  28. CobraKidJon May 13, 2019
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    Fun must be always. Prestigious

    what is even going on
     
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