The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 157

my dad is mad at me because I didn’t want to drive 15 minutes to go get homemade tortillas.

screw all these fake holidays.

 

Yeah I think the only one who was making a big deal about a shower pee is @CarpetElf

 

But he’s also a jabroni

 

My ratio couldn’t afford that

 

Oh is Elf the only other sanitary person here

 

I taught him the ways of the text react.

 

no me, Lisa and Dustin are the only other ones who don't pee in the shower I'm pretty sure

 

What are you implying

 

Oh cool, the people I like

 

love my dad for calling me an asshole and saying I’m ruining mother’s day.

 

Who pees while taking a bath tho???

 

if that’s the company you want to keep idek man

 

for not getting tortillas??

 

sometimes the bath needs to be topped off and you want to save water

 

also the water gets cool so you gotta warm it back up

 

Damn, when you think of it that way...

 

yes because I’m ruining the day by being selfish.

 

Probably @CarpetElf

 

I wonder if aliens exist is swimming in a bathtub of ******* right now.

Press F

 

I like that this thread cannot get past peeing in the shower. Every day.

 

chase: I won’t use draino to unclog a sink because it’s bad for water

also chase: I will waste extra water flushing before I get in the shower



really makes you think

 

they shoulda got tortillas last night then not your fault they weren't prepared. not cool.

 

I was at the grocery store last night and he never once thought to text me to get tortillas so yeah I blame him.

He has this weird thinking of mother’s day where he expects us to do everything and anything for my mom. It’s weird.

 

who takes baths anymore

fun fact I took baths until high school when I learned they were environmentally unfriendly, I found them chill, I shower now you weirdos
also someone called me baby for taking baths and not showers when I was 7 and I think about that too much