The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 146

? Delete yourself

 

Not tonight.

 

@dylan answer my question coward

 

leave me alone im busy trying to will things into existence and i don't need you bothering me rn

 

but also yes

 

if you eat 2 whole loaves of bread covered in ketchup and A1 I’ll send you $20

This is really like the whole ‘smoke 2 packs of cigs in one sitting’ thing to get you to want to stop doing that

 

Please will something good for me into existence.

 

you know it is serious when @Dog with a Blog texts you

 

Yes finally I’m screenshotting this

 

no

 

$20 won't even cover the cost of the bread, A1 and ketchup. I use top shelf.

 

Dylan and Kaitie please have your pegging conversation in private

 

the motherfucker told me he's "meddling with fate" to prevent my prophecy from coming true. don't listen to james. in the entire time that you've known him has james EVER made a smart decision? No. Dude constantly fucks up or does dumb things. Don't listen to a guy who pretends to be a dog on the internet for christ sake.

 

And my favorite band is Radiohead

 

Haha. It really must. Didn’t give it too much thought admittedly. Just thought it was a nice nod.

 

but he has a blog

 

about to order lyft

 

we both know that’s a lie lj

 

a blog on how to get parking tickets, drunk text divorced religious mothers, and procrastinate on important class homework and studying.

 

?????

What dumb things have I done?

 

This is different

 

see above

 

I’m a dumbfuck I’ll be doing something stupid as fuxk tuesday.

 

if you mess with the prophecy i cannot guarantee i can foresee how the rest of your night will go, Grant. you will be on a boat without an oar on an endless sea.

 

sanch what did you do