The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 142

i hope you still feel that way when a poor bird tries to eat your CD player and dies because you didn't recycle it you monster.

 

so it is written so it shall be. can i get an amen @dadbolt and @Dog with a Blog

 

I may have recycled it, I've been cutting up plastic 6 pack rings since I was in elementary school so it doesn't strangle turtles you dick

 

holy fuck. she did mention a few times she could pick me up, but im like "nah, i can lyft" i appreciated the offer but i also dont want her to know the exact hotel im at, and i don't/didn't want to be an inconvenience either

 

oh yeah well i pee in the shower to conserve water

 

you must fulfill the prophecy

 

@everybody ill let you know the outcome and how it is going im sure yall want to know

 

except @Dirty Sanchez because that coward is already saying it is his bedtime smh

 

If it’s had 6 it’s past his bedtime.

 

"just worked out, cant move from the couch for the night"

 

You should drink it to conserve even more.

 

i won’t say amen because you used your power to try to kill me but sorry @GrantCloud youre gonna have some ‘splainin to do tomorrow

 

i will blame @dylan

 

What happens in Milwaukee stays in Milwaukee

 

You’re not a god damn prophet lol

 

@GrantCloud he fucked it up by letting you see the prophecy. You have to make sure it is not fulfilled

 

I annoy @ComedownMachine every day

 

if Dylan could will things into existence wouldn't he have done it for himself

 

@Dog with a Blog i got u fam

 

i got derek in a car wreck, you almost got in a car wreck, and made @ComedownMachine british. do not doubt my gift.

 

Damn I’m depressed watching this.

 

i willed @thesoftskeleton and i dating into existence

 

you mean when you got wasted in a hotel room and FaceTimed her and begged her to date you??

 

no i got wasted at home and facetime'd her.

 

so i think i will meet her, only because im out of alcohol and i don't know if there is a liquor store my hotel