The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 123

On a whim decided to go detective Pikachu tonight. Had free ticket to Cinemark.

 

Imagine getting mad that a movie is sold out after it already started on opening night

Because I’m in box office and that happens basically every customer

 

kaitie and i are currently facetiming and talking about what beanie babies we had so try and get on our level

 

Add me into the call

 

no

 

I can't picture you as a child with toys, like I can't imagine you getting the Princess Di bear and putting the tag on her because she was supposed to be valuable

 

i had those tag protectors for each one.

 

I would also like some Pokémon promotional cards

 

Ohhhh. Y’all havin phone s*x?

 

yes he talks about all his socks on the phone because he's Bert from Sesame Street

 

Back from the arcade bar, my friend did not score some new dick. That said, I didn’t drink once and I whooped her ass into last week at pinball, also while getting some of the best scores I’ve ever gotten on a physical machine. My night was better than hers.

 

On the downside, my stomach feels like total shit from the coffee I had earlier in the evening

 

I’ll give as many cards as anyone wants if you pay shipping

 

No

But my mom has some bull that is worth a decent amount

 

Lol @Dirty Sanchez have you heard this?

 

Can I pay in chicken sandwiches?

 

Deal

 

@littlejohn ill send you Pokémon cards for free

 

My mom has a bunch of the BB bears that were worth something back in the day

 

ok. I might move in a couple years so let me know before you send them so I can give you my current address.

 

I wanna see Detective Pikachu but on the other hand, I don’t want to sit next to children or smelly nerds

 

I ran into a friend at work today and she referred to her non-binary partner as “this fool” which is my new favorite gender neutral pronoun

 

I walked into the living room and my dad was watching Twister and I’m surprised this movie hasn’t got the Hollywood remake yet.

 

This post disappointed me after the first few words

 

I FIXED IT JUST because of that