The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 117

i'm seeing her in july!

 

Blame it on my choo choo

 

So I’m going to get my friend laid at the arcade bar tonight, I’m not gonna touch a sip of beer though. Instead, I’m just gonna chug coffee like my paper is due tomorrow morning

 

I’m so jealous, I wanted to go to the Chicago show but my friend’s wedding is the next day and I don’t want to do all that traveling between places.

 

@littlejohn I just got some deal with T-Mobile cause I work at Cinemark. No charge but I get free WiFi/data on airplanes now I guess and also something about better service/data overseas and some other shit? Stuff I will almost never use but I took advantage of it cause why not. Thought you’d like that

 

I’d probably like Kim Petras more if her producer wasn’t Dr Luke

 

That’s the part about her that I don’t like

 

I’m too caffeinated right now, AMA

 

Never understood this haha what kind of validation do you get

“Yes my ex’s sister is glad I’m doing laundry”

 

Euphemism?

 

see that's the thing it was before it was all about validation so ppl didn't really know what to post lol.

 

I would be really into her if it wasn't for the Dr Luke thing

 

Damn. Could be.

 

What always gets me is people who posts passive aggressive statuses or memes. Like call those people out.

 

"in venice with my bff ran into my pal Leo #lovelife" is now the only acceptable post.

 

the dr. luke thing is super shitty but I want to believe she's a good person who's been given a needed platform but also we all know how that goes so idk.

 

I don't get why record labels still use him

 

Ok. Would be a better deal if you joined my family plan and just gave me $50 a month.

 

this guy gets it

 

Is it unlimited data?

 

Can’t find my cologne so I used my girlfriend’s Ariana Grande cloud perfume #breakinggenderroles

 

ya

 

here ya go chase added some great content to your itunes.

 

MY MAN

 

I’m in me mums car
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