The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 113

I'm helping @angrycandy with his current poetry project (as is normal for his last two now, I think), but this time around I'm super excited about it in a new way and I wish I got to do stuff like this more often.

 

It was a typo I meant Gin* not sin

 

stay out of my territory

 

Too late I peed on it it's mine now

 

go back to when this said Ginner

 

No that just looked awkward

 

Sunday I work from 9pm to 1am but what’s the point of even coming in for that shift?

 

in this economy you take what you could get

 

TIL you're a stripper

 

imagine going to a 9:30 movie on not just a Sunday but Mother's Day Sunday

 

Damn I just ate but the 1975 aren’t scheduled to go on til 8:50, definitely gonna have to eat again before then lol

 

Anything to avoid having to see my mother

 

Yes you do

 

isn't she in a different state

 

https://m2.hm.com/m/en_us/search-result.html?q=Pikachu

Stop me from buying the whole collection

 

Off work. See you fuckers when i work sunday

 

@Dumblecore

Two of my exes are in Amsterdam right now. Say hi for me

 

Wow too cool to post when you aren’t working?

Coward

 

Yes this is my theoretical mother's day

 

would half the collection being children's sizes preclude you

 

You just cost me money hope you're happy

 

hopefully your theoretical mom is cooler than your irl mom

 

My theoretical mom is as cool as my rl mom used to be before NC claimed her

 

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