The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 108

Your mentor was a NASCAR driver?

 

Yeah symbolically lol

Please tell me they told you to play freebird with zero irony

 

a Nascar suite is just an outhouse

 

I went to one NASCAR race in my life, spent all day bored until the race, when me and my friend got drunk and cheered when accidents happened

 

It's lovely insight tbh

All I ever wanted was *the option* to use a urinal and get pee on my shoes

 

Let’s hear it then

 

i bought a dale sr hat that day in memoriam so you decide

 

well you know i shower every day at 6am.

 

lets make a movie about every super hero

 

Yup definitely

Someone asked me to pull out my dick at a show once, it was awkward as hell, no matter what they're disapponted

 

Raceball sounds like a game Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes would invent

 

NASCAR sucks unless you're addicted to gambling like me

 

Deal breaker honestly.

 

let's be honest one of the wildest plot twists in my A1 life was discovering that @Joe4th watches nascar enough to tweet about it

 

bruh. you see this shit?



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it's perfect for me.

 

6 am doesn’t exist to me so that’s fine

 

Raceball is like Moneyball but for race relations, that might just be mayor Pete

 

oh shit i gotta adjust to that again lol. 6am here is 8am in real person time.

 

hendricks is so damn good. but it's also one of the few alcohol brands over here more expensive than in the states. i got beefeater for 12 bucks. it's a $25 bottle at my home liquor store.

 

I am not Chrystal. We ain’t leaving to do anything locally for fun till at least 10 lol

 

you have a liquor store in your house?

 

"God is great and beer is good"

you guys talked about NASCAR and the NASCAR national anthem came on the radio here

 

The concept of having to buy spirits at a liquor store in the South is still weird

 

He lives at Costco