The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 105

I don’t do that either in the shower so lol

 

WHAT

 

you saw his swag he's gettin with all the wombat ladies he doesn't need to jerk

 

Also I don’t engage in pleasures of the flesh because that’s a sin so I don’t do that in the shower. But I will pee in the shower as that’s more responsible for water conservation. I also sit when I do it in there too.

 

only a sinner would think of that, sorry I don't make the rules

 

does it work if we're not really stoners tho

 

i knew you agreeing with me couldn't come without consequences

 

Piss off

 

Just pee in a public pool or hot tub and then get out and walk away without saying anything

 

Kaitie is the biggest sinner I’ve ever met.

 

I pee sitting down if I wanna use my phone

 

in my twenty nine years of life i have never seen a urinals only restroom dylan

 

Goodbye

 

...where do you take care of business if not in the shower?

 

me too.

except laura is my manager.

 

This is..... something

 

Then you're a sinner by proxy, sry2say

 

Me: I need to save money.

Amazon: But, Anthony...


Me: Fuck off, Amazon... *adds to cart for later*

 

oooooooooo danger. danger.

 

At least your manager doesn't control whether or not you have sex for the rest of your life

 

That part was a joke the mental image was too funny not to include

 

Pee is sterile and I like the taste, ok

 

i realize that is the point dylan is making but now i'm like why don't urinal only restrooms exist what the fuck A1 why do we do this

 

just think of all those poor souls checking the recent activity