The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 104

The reason I am hostile about this is because I LITERALLY SIT IN HIS PEE on an almost daily basis so please understand it's so gross and don't disrespect your partner like this!!!!

 

if Randall calls that grooming i swear to god i'm going to explode into a thousand tiny pieces

 

You must not have a penis if you don’t understand haha

You’ve literally never had it come out in two different directions? There’s nothing you can fuckin do about that lol.

 

Are we transitioning from pee to beating your shit now?

 

The directions are still DOWN though

 

Tell him to start peeing sitting down you eliminate (lol pun) the chance of that happening.

 

more of this

less talking of piss

 

i hate to say it but randall m and elf may not be compatible roommates

 

Where does that wombat jerk off

 

? No I mean one steam goes straight and one goes off to the right and the one on the right is hitting *the edge of the toilet bowl* (not the actual seat, ugh already feel like an idiot for misspeaking)

 

No I think they should get married

 

I pee sitting down too. why stand when you can sit?

because it's more "masculine"? gtfooh with that bullshit

 

holy shit

 

I know what you're talking about and understand

@dylan is right though just sit

 

okay, i'm not allowed to pee in the shower but randall isn't allowed to pee in the apartment

 

I wanna see a @SlappinCups @GrantCloud stoner comedy

 

there will definitely be rain of a sort on their wedding day

 

Just pee in your friend or significant others mouth

 

yeah that's a stupid reason. i'm just like dustin. peeing will become a several minute affair if i sit

 

a perfect disaster

 

I can't stop laughing and Laura is inevitably gonna ask what's so funny and I don't wanna have to explain this thread right now

 

Only time I pee standing up is in public when there’s only urinals in the restroom.

 

Or your own

 

If you love her you wouldn't subject her to this