The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 100

and you've had people pee in your shower.

and worse, i'm sure of it

 

God fucking dammit

 

Both

 

@Fucking Dustin perfect example. I rally hard about Fowler not being a great scheme fit. Matt ridicules me.

We draft him anyway and indeed he isn’t a good fit. But we still drafted him.

 

yes let's move on from the worst debate in history, please

red pepper, fuck I'll take anything at this point

 

I have a child with a DNA test that says he's my child and he's 100% human

I weirdly have proof of this

 

I did a bespoke flavored olive oil tasting today @Ken

 

I just don’t understand why you’re so worried about particles of poop, it’s literally everywhere and our bodies evolved to deal with that.

 

Do you each have your own bathroom in your apartment?

 

i always go lemon with sea food

 

I'm passive-aggressively waiting until 5:29 to send an email back to our consultants on the project I run cause they're pissing me off and I hate them

 

haha I haven't seen that one in forever!

 

Hey are we still best friends?

 

it's the visual aspect of it mostly. Toilet seat up? it's chaos. Toilet seat closed? peace of mind.

 

jealous.

 

of course, let's work together to take down dan now.

 

All my support reps do this to me with things they need help with, do they hate me

 

I can see what you mean

 

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

you said it was a lazy projection because of the florida connection.

 

I support this

 

No way to know for sure

 

yes but i shower in Randall's

 

I've seen my boy dog do this occasionally. He starts with one leg up, switches to the other mid pee and for like 2 seconds he'll have both in the air doing a handstand

 

I feel like Dan takes himself down simply by existing but how can we expedite the process, friend?