The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 98

making fun of her for being celiac is uncalled for Derek, she does talk shit all the time I guess that's the same

 

that's unsanitary!

 

i don't negotiate with terrorists or irrational demands.

 

all my pee are knucklers. very unpredictable but within the batters box

 

yeah well so is all the dirt and oils coming off your skin.

 

It does because your head can be aimed directly downwards so that you can spit in a perfect even drop without having any trajectory change to the left or right

That's an immense amount of control when aiming into a drain, maybe not if you're INTENDING to make an arc

 

no no, can't use logic, sorry nate.

 

I have tried telling him so many times that there is poop on his phone but he won’t listen

 

Omg IT IS NOT AN IRRATIONAL DEMAND LOL

I AM ASKING YOU TO ONLY PEE IN THE TOILET. That’s REASONABLE AF

 

I remember back in my 20’s, I was banging an 18 year old. One day on FB, she posted a NFG song from one of their cover albums and said it reminded her of her preteen days. That was the day I realized I could no longer date people who are years younger than I

 

get in the shower and spit right now

 

*enters thread*

oh

*exits thread*

 

No I'm working

 

This is killing me haha he’s really gonna go there. “Unreasonable demands” lmao

 

80% of People Do WHAT In the Shower?!

 

You get back here right now, sir

 

no you aren't lol
you may be at work but don't pretend like you're working rn

 

where do you pee

 

I will film myself spitting in the shower later if you promise that you won't masturbate to the video

I'll have Randall verify

 

if you can tell someone pissed in the shower after a shower a lot of shit went down that shouldn’t have.

 

I am always working because I am a resource to help others at this job

 

you work from home you can do both

 

I’m trying to think of what would sound weirdest about my age

Maybe that Hurley came out when I was 13

 

@Swoos doctor guy, where's your pee go

 

poop?