The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 89

3/10 not enough c*mmies

 

I SAID SORRY

 

YES IT'S ON ME FOR NOT SPECIFYING THERE ARE MANY TYPES OF BERRIES

 

I liked it

 

Baja Blast tho

 

definitely not enough commies in here

 

it's the "just pee from the shower" thing that got me.

 

At least I PEE IN THE APPLIANCE DESIGNED FOR PEE

 

YOU DON'T BELIEVE THIS.

 

This thread sucks

 

I have never done so little in one fucking work day

 

Baja Blast is exempt from this because it is too pure to be compared to.

 

What if your cat just decided to go take shits on your rug instead of in the litter box? You’d deserve it imo

 

Give me a dimetapp flavored mountain dew and I'll be happy.

 

are uncrustables dumplings?

 

That’s the American way

 

Ravioli

 

"Hey, you want a Phish sandwich?"
"Sure"
*returns with crushed CDs in a folded slice of bread because i understand contextual language but choose to ignore it*

 

I’ve never thought of a toilet as an appliance but now I’m imagining Matt peeing in the dishwasher like “it’s all going the same place”

 

poor kitty is probably sick don't take it out on cat

 

I know you’re joking but this is easy. The best Weezer songs and albums blow away the best Blink ones but Blink has slightly better quality control. Weezer wins overall.

 

HOW IS THIS REMOTELY THE SAME THING IN YOUR MIND!?

 

Plus it sanitizes, that's actually a good idea

 

It'd be more like a dog taking a shit on a flower you were growing in your apartment because plants are plants