The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 86

Don't do this now

 

I don't drink bottled water I'm not rich

 

oh yeah I’ll do that tomorrow

 

blink vs weezer

 

But anarchy

 

Probably like anything we've ever discussed here

 

JFGing rn at KFC.

 

I am in disbelief that Dustin finds it more logical to pee at the toilet FROM the shower than just pee in the shower.

 

apple vs Android

 

Ended up adding like 20 movies to my collection fuck yeah, thanks goodwill.

 

Everybody's a little heated today, maybe we shouldn't talk about how @Shrek and his Mcdonald's fries opinions are bad

 

well i'd say are hot dogs sanwiches? but that debate has been settled, they are.

 

No I find it more logical to pee in the toilet before you get in the shower than to pee in the shower

And if your toilet is ACTUALLY in an accessible place then fuck it go for it idk I don't know your blueprints motherfucker

 

good christ they are fucking not.

 

Fast food fries in general are overrated.

 

That's a good one for some reason

 

Coke vs Pepsi isn't a contentious argument because most people know that Coke is a thousand times better. the only reason Pepsi made it this far is their brilliant advertising

 

academic rivalries
sports rivalries

 

A shower is a large urinal with an overhead spigot attached.

 

but you don't see how that has more potential to go wrong than just peeing in the god damn drain!?

 

I love you dude it’s not that I think you’re gross you just do one thing that I think is gross. Im sure I’ll do something that makes you go “ew” hahah.

But hey, if you wanna pee in the tub you clean it. I’ll get all the Afro hair that gets ripped out of my head when I use shampoo lol

 

give me one good reason lmao

 

Also, I've seen Randall's bathroom. He can go jump in a lake of my piss.

 

To add to that I would much rather you fuck up your kidney than pee in a shower