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The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 84

Discussion in 'General Forum' started by oldjersey, May 9, 2019.

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  1. Mr. Serotonin May 10, 2019
    Mr. Serotonin

    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

    Shoutout to everyone out there doin' there thing n stuff like that.
     
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  2. Randall Mentzos May 10, 2019
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    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    There’s still a toilet NEXT TO THE SHOWER you probably don’t even have to leave the shower. Aim higher. In more ways than one.
     
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  3. DarkHotline May 10, 2019
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    Nah, but those are mini ones. It’d be no different than the mini Starbursts, which regular ones are also crazy wasteful.
     
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  4. CarpetElf May 10, 2019
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    benjamin please Prestigious

    Randall: Peeing in the shower is gross
    Also Randall: just fucking wing it and hope it hits the toilet.
     
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  6. littlejohn May 10, 2019
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  7. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 10, 2019
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    run away with me Platinum

    I love the $5 fill up even though it's gross and every KFC is sketchy
     
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  8. Ken May 10, 2019
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    they actually are the same pipes lmao
     
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  9. Dirty Sanchez May 10, 2019
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    I can’t catch up!
     
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  10. Fucking Dustin May 10, 2019
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    I'm on Randall's side use highways and a toilet @CarpetElf
     
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  11. Randall Mentzos May 10, 2019
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    “Wing it”? Bruh I have excellent aim
     
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  12. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 10, 2019
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    you also poop this way
     
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  13. DarkHotline May 10, 2019
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    I mean, peeing in the shower isn’t that bad. He could drop a stink bomb in the shower and waffle stomp it so it could be worse.
     
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  15. Mr. Serotonin May 10, 2019
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    I'm still staring down the sun Prestigious

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  16. Fucking Dustin May 10, 2019
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    It's always nice to learn new verbs
     
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  17. Randall Mentzos May 10, 2019
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    When you hit a mothafucka, you hit that mothafucka Prestigious

    Also, sorry if I have to be a little facetious to fit your lazy narrative of “I can’t take two steps to the toilet to go pee”
     
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  18. CarpetElf May 10, 2019
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    benjamin please Prestigious

    "It's gross to pee on a drain that gets washed out with water and soap"
    "It's perfectly acceptable to pee at the toilet from the shower as if there isn't fucking gravity."
     
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  19. angrycandy May 10, 2019
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    they're actually probably way cleaner than most fast food places tho tbh. they deal with shit-tons of chicken so they have really strict guidelines they have to abide by
     
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  20. Mr. Serotonin May 10, 2019
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    Yeah some people sh*t in the shower, so at least they're not doin' that.
     
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  21. Fucking Dustin May 10, 2019
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    How do you think gravity works, please explain to me how you believe it works
     
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  22. CarpetElf May 10, 2019
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    benjamin please Prestigious

    HOW DO YOU THINK PEEING WORKS DUSTIN!
    IT DOESNT JUST STOP DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF FULL STREAM!
    IT SLOWS DOWN
     
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  24. Dirty Sanchez May 10, 2019
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    JFG
     
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  25. CarpetElf May 10, 2019
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    benjamin please Prestigious

    This was a fun thing to type while explaining a class to an old woman.
     
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  26. Randall Mentzos May 10, 2019
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    Also that’s not how gravity works you dunce, does your pee just fall straight down? No. The force of it moving forward and the angle f trajectory matters.
     
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  27. Ken May 10, 2019
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  28. iCarly Rae Jepsen May 10, 2019
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    there's just always a weird vibe there
     
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