The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 83

the fuck kind of pee you got, bruh. see a doctor

 

Umm hi I have no idea where I am but yes, I agree.

 

Had I had the chance to, I would’ve suggest the name Ellen Ripley for my daughter.

 

g

 

I pee standing sideways from the toilet

 

was just thinking that. we been busy

 

He's not wrong though that's a LOT of paper

I love Reese's but yeah

 

I asked if you wanted barbecue sauce or honey mustard with your chicken tenders

 

you are in a dark place.

 

I pee up n over stall doors. I gotta strong stream n piss excellence.

 

Alright it fits

 

Don’t pee in the shower. You gross. Literally yes go pee outside anywhere that isn’t where I’ll be standing when I have to shower right afterwards

 

I’m talking the wrappers and what not, I’d never call that ambrosia trash

 

fair enough

 

yeah, I always feel bad when I eat one tbh

 

I’m in a bit of a rush today and the only cheap food near me is KFC. Do I hate myself enough for that?

 

Switzerland.

Thread is moving fast today hope nobody made this joke yet.

 

“I don’t use highways”
“I don’t need to know how to parallel park”
“I don’t pee in the toilet when I’m in the room that the toilet is in”


Anyone looking for a roommate in atlanta? Lmao

 

Like it’s the only major candy that has that much packaging.

 

you high tho?

 

are the mini cups individually wrapped?

 

1. who stands ON THE DRAIN!?
2. You know damn well your ass isn't up and showering when I am.

 

I’d rather go hungry tbh

 

@oldjersey