The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 77

I don't really start dressing

 

look at me I'm Matt I have a pool I'm so fancy
also don't fat shame birds

 

so fucking happy the weather gods are looking out for me tomorrow. Supposed to run the beach with this girl.

 

woah this would get us around all of @Wharf Rat's rules while also continuing his mission of consolidating all of the trash into one thread

 

there we go

 

yeah, that bird didn't do nothin to no one

 

Now you’ve seen the whole gang

 

@SpanishLuvSongs how many beers do i have to bribe you with to get really salty that I haven’t replaced the beanie you lost

 

Maybe in the next A1 thread we can actually, you know, talk about A1 for once

f*ck

 

Oh my god this whole "do you wash your legs thing" on Twitter

White people we are fuckin gross

 

...?

 

I just dont shower

 

......do they not?

 

wait wat

 

there are people who don't wash their legs? I know there are people that don't wash their feet and that's bad enough

 

Dirty Dan

 

You have to get to rubbin' deep in the crevices.

 

we know

 

the fuck crevices are on your LEGS

 

CBD dabs are neat

 

If you don’t wash your legs then I need you to be 100 yards away from me at all times

 

Just uhhh check that thread out